May 3 (UPI) — Parks and Recreation alum Aziz Ansari made his debut as FBI Director Kash Patel on a Saturday Night Live sketch this weekend.
He followed Colin Jost as Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, answering reporters’ questions in an eight-minute parody of a White House press conference that has already gotten nearly 2 million views on YouTube.
“For those of you saying I’m doing a bad job running the FBI, well, what if I told you this agency is only six weeks away from pinpointing the exact location of Osama bin Laden?” he asked.
“You guys should not be reporting the lies and the gossip. You should be reporting on the historic nature of my appointment. I am a trailblazer,” he said.
“I am the first Indian person to suck at their job. Everyone says that Indian people are smart, hardworking, incredibly intelligent. I prove, without a shadow of a doubt, that we can be just as incapable and incompetent as the Whites.”
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